A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.

Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer

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Jschlatt

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)

Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.

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Jschlatt

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal

Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime

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Jschlatt

A twitch streamer who is a Wii Sports god, (used to be) a Minecraft Country President, an amazing babysitter and an all round funny guy. He still has that thang on him.
#fuckstal

Person: Who's that? He's got sexy mutton chops!
Intellect: That' Jschlatt. He hates bitches named Emily.

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A youtuber who is/was on Callmecarson's smplive server. Uses a terrible mic for comedic purposes.

Have you seen Jschlatt's "A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Why yes I have that youtuber's video

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

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