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jschlatt 

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.
Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer
jschlatt by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

Jschlatt 

Jschlatt, also known as: Schlatt, Schlattina, Schlattius Maximus, JallmeSchlarson, JonathanSchlatt, Big Hot Man, and more, is an American ex twitch streamer and YouTuber who makes funny videos. He is also famous for the mass murders he commuted during 1999 and for his time as a 5 star popcorn chef. (I just thought this gif was funny btw)
Person 1: hey, have you seen any of JSchlatt’s streams in the past month?
Person 2: Haha nice one.
Jschlatt by Babylikethemovie September 16, 2020

Jschlatt 

The American Idol.
He is my God.
#fuckstal
Guy 1: watch jschlatt on twitch buy twotch prime
Jschlatt by Buytwitchprime September 30, 2019

Jschlatt 

A twitch streamer who is a Wii Sports god, (used to be) a Minecraft Country President, an amazing babysitter and an all round funny guy. He still has that thang on him.
#fuckstal
Person: Who's that? He's got sexy mutton chops!
Intellect: That' Jschlatt. He hates bitches named Emily.
Jschlatt by mcytsimp007 November 24, 2020

Jschlatt 

A youtuber who is/was on Callmecarson's smplive server. Uses a terrible mic for comedic purposes.
Have you seen Jschlatt's "A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Why yes I have that youtuber's video
Jschlatt by Wildreaper9224 June 2, 2019

Jschlatt 

The pretty, pretty princess in the Mario Brothers franchise.
Heyy do you know Jschlatt?
Yeah, my favourite quote is 'ban women'!!
Jschlatt by Dead_Thing_Walking January 31, 2021
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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