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Jortz
"Man, that girl was so hot I almost creamed my jeans!" "You mean you jortzed?"
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
"These jortz are so crusty I put legs on 'em and used them as a coffee table."
Jortz by DudeIDunno September 14, 2011
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To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.
Slap Jortz by Cranham February 10, 2023
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