jpmo

abbreviation for just pissed me off

Becky for real jpmo with her bullshit.

by the_small1 June 1, 2017

jpmoney

nickname for a person you meet who is one badass mother fucker.
watch out these people are very good at anything they do.
usually very wealthy and powerful person and could wipe you off this planet in a blink of an eye.

Scarface - "Who you think your messing with?" "I'M Tony Montana(jpmoney)" "You fuck with me, your fucking with the best.

one of the best examples out there

by Tony Montivelle September 25, 2007

JPMorgan Chase & Co.

A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.

They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.

Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay

Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.

This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".

Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.

by EazieWeezie May 17, 2018

JpMorgan

A big ol bitch who sucks at debate and cant speak to women without flexing his forehead

JpMorgan is a bitch

by hewhomwins November 13, 2021

jpmorganification

the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services

They've been jpmorganifed!
They're going through the process of jpmorganification!

by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025