jpmo
jpmo by the_small1 June 1, 2017
Words you can keep
jpmoney
nickname for a person you meet who is one badass mother fucker.
watch out these people are very good at anything they do.
usually very wealthy and powerful person and could wipe you off this planet in a blink of an eye.
watch out these people are very good at anything they do.
usually very wealthy and powerful person and could wipe you off this planet in a blink of an eye.
Scarface - "Who you think your messing with?" "I'M Tony Montana(jpmoney)" "You fuck with me, your fucking with the best.
one of the best examples out there
one of the best examples out there
jpmoney by Tony Montivelle September 25, 2007
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JPMorgan Chase & Co.
A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.
They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.
Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay
Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.
This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.
Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay
Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.
This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.
JPMorgan Chase & Co. by EazieWeezie May 17, 2018
jpmorganification
the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services
jpmorganification by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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