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A sexy beast. The best, the most perfect man alive. He is a 69 lord too..
What the heck is Jozua?!

Oh, a holy fuckin name only reserved for sexy beasts.
jozua by Dankeroni November 5, 2014
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nihongo jozu

Officially it means "Your Japanese is Good!"

But in actuality means "Your Japanese sucks ass"
Foreigner : Sumimasen, Eki Doko Desuka?

Japanese : Ah, Nihongo Jozu desu ne
nihongo jozu by LookAtThisGraph July 20, 2021
Related Words
jozua joziah Josua joza jozza Jonuardo josuah Josuan Jouan Jozaiya
1) An exotic looking girl identifiable by her sweet deameanor, empathy and intelligence. Marked by a humbleness which makes her unaware of her own beauty.

2) A talented female musician.

4) Susceptible to fits of extreme silliness.
I'm holding out and hoping to find me a real jozal one day.

Miley Cyrus is a no-talent-ass clown - definitely not a jozal.

Kristen Wiig's characters on SNL and her attitude during interviews prove that she is jozal both onscreen and off.
Jozal by carramba February 4, 2010
Sales driving machine!!!

The human version of a honey badger.
The dynasty crusher.
The elite slayer.

The swag killer.

Hunts honey badgers even though he is the human version of one.

The giant demolisher.

Money Mesa destroyer.

Jojuan is as close to a god as a human could be.
I wish I was Jojuan.
Jojuan by TheMafia December 12, 2012
She's cute, nice, intelligent, intuitive, devoted, determined and successful .
Jozalyn is definelty going somewhere in life. I just know it!
jozalyn by Hyperintuitive December 21, 2016

Jozaline 

The sexiest robot sex goddess you will ever meet. Fully Robot, yet fully woman, and even still, fully sex Goddess! A trifecta. Sometimes referred to as "Joz" and "Miss Perfect". Has the ability to fly yet decides never to exercise her power. Is rumored to be the creator of "The (LOST) Island" and "The Force" lives in her pinky. Loves apple sauce and coca cola.
Dude, that sexy robot sex goddess is so Jozaline! Takes me from six to midnight!
Jozaline by EasySleazyE October 13, 2011
Joua is Talented in many areas. but the greatest thing about her is her heart.

She is admirable, relatable, kind and always ready to comfort others, when needed.

She is a great adviser and is easy to talk to, and always looking at the bigger picture.

She is often taken for granted and overlooked, at times people will take advantage of her kindness and reliability. But its okay she often take the initiative to be the better person and forgive them. But she does have her limits.

She is a beautiful person, both in appearance and personality.

If you have a Joua like this, don't take her for granted. You are lucky to have a Joua, Treasure her and don't let anyone hurt her because she wouldn't let anyone hurt you! SQUARE UP (ง'̀-'́)ง - Joua
there aren't enough people like Joua in this world
Joua by GENlE March 12, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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