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Jozza
Basically a fucking ridiculous excuse for a human being. Such a retard that they struggle to put one foot in front of the other without instruction. Ass the size of a small planet and a mouth that could still fit round it. So all in all no redeeming features and to top it off a mum who's a massive fat jobless worthless scrote.
Jozza by Milky Joe JJDB January 14, 2014
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jozza • Jezza • jizza • jazza • Jizzabelle • jizzable • jizzability • Jizzalicious • jizzam • jezzabelle
Jozza
Jozza by samanthaLjackson March 4, 2020
JONZA
A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
Jazzald
The state of being amazed when interacting with two fantastic human beings from Planet Jazzald.
When in this state, you will turn blue,loose all ur hair, and eventually blow up if you don't like anyone...hateful bitch.:)
When in this state, you will turn blue,loose all ur hair, and eventually blow up if you don't like anyone...hateful bitch.:)
Jazzald by Jazzald101 May 20, 2011
Jazzalyn
Jazzalyn is a girl who is beautiful and unquie. Shes sweet and pretty. If u have a Jazzalyn in your life your lucky because shes someone you don't wanna let go of. Jazzalyn is someone you can madly fall in love with she is a jokester and loves to laugh. She plays sports and loves the outdoors. If you fall in love with a Jazzalyn your very lucky because she is a one and only. She also is very attractive as well.đź’–
Jazzalyn by x_unknown_x February 28, 2017
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jizzanators by pen15g0d September 22, 2018
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