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A King! or the person that always wins or superior to others willing to do anything to achieve goals thinking that money is everything in life
Wow jozefh achieve he’s goal
jozefh by Diana smuk November 21, 2021
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- Have you met Jozef?
o Sure, he's awesome!
Jozef by ivaanek October 28, 2012
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The most handsome and sweet boy on the world. : )
Jozef rocks.
Jozef by stickyyy May 17, 2010
Usually a loner with a lot of friends. He enjoys his alone time but also enjoys the company of others. He’s extremely smart but only when he wants to be. Very charming and any girl would be very lucky to have him. Jozeph enjoys his time playing video games and spends most of his time doing so. Very funny and can make anyone laugh but can be quite annoying at times and others will get frustrated by this. Overall, Jozeph may seem like a jerk but once you get to know him, his heart is pure gold.
Friend 1:He’s so smart and handsome. He’s funny too he’s perfect for me. I wonder what his name is.

Friend 2: He seems like a Jozeph to me.
just the most coolest person in the whole damn world
you are such a jozefien
jozefien by fienelotskie December 15, 2021
Holy shit, its me
me:holy shit, its me.
friend:holy shit, its you.
Mother:holy shit, its you.
Father:holy shit, its you.
Sister:holy shit, its you.
Brother:holy shit, its you.
Grandma:holy shit, its you.
Grandpa:holy shit, its you.
Dog:holy shit, its you.
Cat:holy shit, its you.
Parakeet:holy shit, its you.
Vodka:holy shit, its you.
Ifunny: holy shit, its you.
Jozef:holy shit, its you.
Jozef by Benito Swagolini February 1, 2022
jozeph is a curly haired boy who has one of the best sense of humors a person can have. his warm and calming presence has a way of making a person feel as though time is infinite. he loves old, romantic, and classic movies because he enjoys being able to put himself in the situations of the characters and imagine a life displayed in those movies. jozeph is naturally very sweet and charismatic. he displays those traits with the things he does and says, especially when it's directed to the people he cares most about. the way he loves others is so beautiful, and in most people's eyes, his soul is the definition of perfect. falling in love with him is effortless, but be careful as to not take everything he says at face value. self-awareness is not something he's very good at recognizing. it's heartbreaking the way he views himself, though; the way the mirror tells him lies. if he could only see himself through the lenses of other people, only then would he realize how important and necessary his existence is.
"whenever i'm around him, time seems to slow down."
"who?"
"jozeph"
jozeph by soup_1205 February 18, 2023
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