Definitions by Queen_of_chaos

joyster 

Joyster: Joy Oyster. Where a man puts his pearls.

Dude: Man, I filled that joyster with my pearls last night!

joyster by Queen_of_chaos September 1, 2017

drown a hamster 

To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster

Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties

drown a hamster by Queen_of_chaos October 24, 2014