joventino
joventino by BlakeandJake August 28, 2017
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Joveting
When one thinks of something and proceeds to speak of the desired object, thus increasing the desire for the object.
Joveting by Princeofthewhitechihuahuas September 3, 2013
Juventino
Juventino by Harrie Ant$$$$ September 26, 2019
Jovencio
A scorpi-hoe, if you will. A Jovencio is loyal and caring but only towards people who deserve it. Jovencio’s are chronically late but once they show up they are the life of the party. Handsome and charming, Jovencio’s are usually the workplace whore, friends with everyone. If you’re lucky enough to meet a Jovencio in your lifetime, consider your self #blessed
Boy #1: I met a Jovencio last night, my life has been changed forever.
Boy #2: I met a Jovencio once, he left me on read.
Boy #2: I met a Jovencio once, he left me on read.
Jovencio by Anonymously123456 November 22, 2021
Juventino
The love of my life, the smartest, handsome, most lovely human I’ve ever met. So sweet like honey, and deserves 1000 hugs.
Juventino by eeeeeleeennnaaa September 8, 2022
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Juventino
Can't have a conversation without bringing up politics. And cannot be in charge of making an order because he will always get it wrong. Ah, and is super gay.
We were going to stay atthe r3 in Guerneville but he pulled a Juventino and booed the wrong dates and room.
Juventino by Cupofcuffee November 22, 2021
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