jossabette

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A funny,smart girl that can answer any questions u throw at her instantly and if u have her as a best friend or a girlfriend you better keep her cause u ain’t gonna get anyone better than

She my best friend her name is jossabette

jossabette by Lonbreezy October 19, 2019

Words you can keep

Jossette

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.

Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!

Jossette by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012

Related Words

jossabette • Jossette • Jessanette

Jossette

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.

Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!

Jossette by Porwtilo January 4, 2012

Jessanette

Honest, Humble, Mean, Beautiful, Trustworthy, Feisty/ Fierce, Bold, Momma Bear, Protective and doesn't trust easily. Loves her Son & Daughter More Than She Loves Herself, Responsible, Loves Whole Heartedly Hates Nobody but Doesn't FW anybody! Been hurt too many times but still refuses to smile and help those who need support since she has hardly any support of her own. Bold, OutSpoken, Attitude, Risk taker, Affectionate, DareDevil, Intelligent, Strong Mentally & Physically.

Jessanette is not to be messed with when it comes to her kids and heart.

Jessanette by Jess ah nette March 7, 2023

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026