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A funny,smart girl that can answer any questions u throw at her instantly and if u have her as a best friend or a girlfriend you better keep her cause u ain’t gonna get anyone better than

She my best friend her name is jossabette

jossabette by Lonbreezy October 19, 2019

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Jossette

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.

Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!

Jossette by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012

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Jossette

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.

Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!

Jossette by Porwtilo January 4, 2012

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Jessanette

Honest, Humble, Mean, Beautiful, Trustworthy, Feisty/ Fierce, Bold, Momma Bear, Protective and doesn't trust easily. Loves her Son & Daughter More Than She Loves Herself, Responsible, Loves Whole Heartedly Hates Nobody but Doesn't FW anybody! Been hurt too many times but still refuses to smile and help those who need support since she has hardly any support of her own. Bold, OutSpoken, Attitude, Risk taker, Affectionate, DareDevil, Intelligent, Strong Mentally & Physically.

Jessanette is not to be messed with when it comes to her kids and heart.

Jessanette by Jess ah nette March 7, 2023

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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