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Joslin
A beautiful and unique name that is typically given to a stunning and elegant female, and sometimes a handsome man.
Joslin by marbleskin March 19, 2011
Joslin
A girl with hidden talents and knowledge. She is loving to all and loyal as man's best friend. All the girls envy her. She is a brown eyed beauty and all the boys want to date her but she keeps them at arms length so they will not spoil her purity. She is waiting for the perfect man. Ask her for help and she is the first one there. Need help moving, shoveling, cleaning or babysitting she is your girl.
Joslin by thinkerbot April 28, 2010
Joslynn
A mystic person with hidden talents and knowledge. She is loving to a fault and loyal as man's best friend. She is a brown eyed beauty and all the boys want to date her but she keeps them at arms length so they will not spoil her purity. Ask her for help and she is the first one there. Need help moving, shovling, cleaning or babysitting she is your girl.
joselinne
the most beautiful, fun, crazy, funny,girl you can know. she has a perfect smile that will light up your whole day. she has a great personality. shes fun to hangout with. shes always there when you need her. she'll give you the best advice you can get. she'll make you laugh, smile, and happy on your worsts days. she's just a lovable person that hardly has drama with anyone and its hard to have drama with her because she's so nice.
im sad, wheres joselinne?
Juliet Joslin
Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.
Juliet Joslin by SophXxx August 13, 2006
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