Definitions by SophXxx

Captain Jack Sparrow 

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.

Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Captain Jack Sparrow by SophXxx September 11, 2008

Mc Donalds 

Mc Donalds is one of the most disgusting fast food outlets that stupid people eat at just because it tastes good. Mc Donalds is killing people with its salty bread and tumor meat. The fast food outlet creates a friendly and family oriented atmosphere with its playground, "Happy meals" and "low fat" salads (see fake advertising), but in reality people need to open their eyes see Mc Donalds for what it really is - the cause of your salty and high fat induced death.

Mc Donalds is going to kill you all. Stop being lazy and cook.

Mc Donalds by SophXxx August 18, 2006

Indiemo 

A combination between Indie and Emo - twice the pants tightness.

Look at me, i'm Indiemo, i can't see because of my fringe yet i level it out by not conforming.

Indiemo by SophXxx August 18, 2006

Albfro 

Used to describe the unruly affro of one of the most talented guitarists ever - Albert Hammond Jr.

I wish i had an albfro like Albert Hammond Jr.

Albfro by SophXxx August 18, 2006

Juliet Joslin 

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.

Oh my god, i hate Juliet Joslin, i thought Julian was going to marry ME!

Juliet Joslin by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Albert Hammond jr. 

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.

Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.

Albert Hammond jr. by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Johnny Depp 

An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius.

Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.

Johnny Depp by SophXxx August 13, 2006