by SophXxx August 18, 2006

by SophXxx August 18, 2006

Joe Le Taxi is a French pop song by Vanessa Paradis, long-term girlfriend of Johnny Depp. The song is frighteningly eerie at first, but once you listen to it a few times the occaisional "cha cha chas" grow on you and although you can not understand the lyrics, you become a slave to the hypnotic and rythmic sound of the saxaphone.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.
by SophXxx September 11, 2008
