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Joosub is a surname most common in South Africa and Mauritius belonging to a family of high prestige. Most people with this surname are Memon and of the higher class. Joosub's are best known for their beauty AND brains.
Wow, she's so beautiful! She must be a Joosub!
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To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
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Jootuber 

One who surfs for random youtube usernames and posts comments such as "I was Here", or a comment related to the username, or just plain spam.

Some popular stops are:
youtube.com/index

youtube.com/lol

youtube.com/miley
Dude, I've really been practicing this hobby of bein' a JOOTUBER. It's pretty fun, man. Now people are starting to comment on my channel! I'm already up to 100!
Jootuber by Ashabeth October 20, 2008
Joosun is a name for a hot Asian kid, and and a very long dick, and is great at giving head
Your so hot joosun
joosun by Moistsqaud November 16, 2016
Practically a GOD. Gets whatever he desires, can manipulate whomever that tries to step in his way. Joosua was born a warrior after his death he became a demigod and avenged his death. Nowadays only a few amount of children are named after this demigod because it brings fear to the public. He also gets all the ladies.
Joosua was an ancient demigod.
Joosua by Rwadar January 27, 2018
1. A name for hot Asian man (Usually Korea).
2. A Korean footballer.
3. A student who went to WCIT, Dolma, and now KHU.
Bruh, Joosung had all the awards!
Joosung by JooSungWC1T July 2, 2021

Jooshbag 

An insult for someone named josh or joshua
That Josh is a real jooshbag.
Jooshbag by LunarSans the Sloth February 10, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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