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Practically a GOD. Gets whatever he desires, can manipulate whomever that tries to step in his way. Joosua was born a warrior after his death he became a demigod and avenged his death. Nowadays only a few amount of children are named after this demigod because it brings fear to the public. He also gets all the ladies.
Joosua was an ancient demigod.
Joosua by Rwadar January 27, 2018
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To 'Joosab' is to entice someone out of their hard won riches using a devious ploy, i.e. to swindle them.

It primarily means to swindle with indifference, be it a stranger or a life-long friend, everyone's a target. A 'Joosab' is often carried out through unscrupulous trickery, used to defraud others and eliminate enemies.

To Joosab also incorporates the worst swindling of all, emotional swindling. Ruthless and devastating, it occurs when a Joosabian uses counterfeit emotion to win the hearts of the masses, before dismissing them and hence crushing their spirits. Many who have been so severely Joosab-ed often never recover.

To 'Joosab someone's heart' is a phrase often used to describe heartbreak.
GOOD GOD! I'VE JUST BEEN JOOSAB-ED!
Joosab by JustAnotherPenguin November 25, 2010
Related Words
Joosua Josua Joostapfel josuah Josuan Jhosua Joosab joosari Joosian joosub
Filipino boy who is too skilled at singing for his own good. Has tendency to burst into song. Oftentimes pronounces things in a really retarded accent/way. Looks similar to siblings.
Stranger: THE HILLS ARE ALIVEEEEE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
Jed: WTF IS THAT?
Ashley: Lol must be a Josua
Josua by Russialia September 26, 2010
The species of intelligent life which live on planet Galgamek, as seen as Southpark 704 - Cancelled.
The Joosians control all the media in the universe.
"You must have some Joosian ancestors"
Joosian by Itai October 18, 2005
Josuah is a very good looking man and gets a lot of girls but only the perfect girl can get the key to his heart. Josuah loves his parents and will do anything for them.Josuah face is as handsome and bright as his personality and when he smiles you see lights in his eyes that will make girls jaw drop.Josuah is a very loyal man.He is also very funny and who ever meets him will leave with a smile on his face.you might think Josuah all jokes but he takes his work very seriously and he is also the Bom in football
Josuah is so quite and perfect I just love him.
josuah by Joshy bear June 17, 2018
Josua or Josh is an amazing, awesome, fantastic guy. He is one of the greatest guys you will ever find. He is timid at first, but he is talkative, funny, and kind once you get to know him. Josh is loyal, sweet, always knows what to say, he can make you smile no matter what, he is the most amazing person, but he will deny it if you say it. He says he has an anger problem, but he certainly doesn't show it.
Hey it’s me Josua
Josua by agent joseph November 23, 2021
Josuan is a very unique name. If you have it. you’re amazing.
omg your name is josuan? that’s so unique
Josuan by anonymous February 27, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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