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Joran
Joran is one sexy motherfucker. He has a fat cock and the best personality you'll ever find. But be careful he'll break you're heart faster than you can fall in love.
I love joran
Joran by Boogleywoogley February 23, 2020
Jooganomics
Jooganomics is a more complex and formal way of explaining the hierarchical structure of the word JOOG. It relates to subjects such as Business, Economics, and Communication. On the majority of occasions dealing with Math, based on prices, and discounted items and goods. More often than rarely, Jooganomics will take a Philosophical approach to gain a greater understanding of the word Joog.
Since Markel is from the Bay he understands the dialogue. So he uses his communication skills to bargain with others to get a better price on items. He uses economics and math to show that he can get a better price elsewhere and now receives the item at a joog ass price. Markel just used Jooganomics to get a discount on an item.
Jooganomics by Joog Man March 14, 2013
plinkin-jorange-ellow
A tasty drink concoction consisting of : Purple powerade, milk, blue powerade, yellow powerade, orange powerade, and Tangerine juice. yum
Man 1: ill have wine.
Man 2: ill have a Beer.
Boss: hahahaha...me two...
Crazy Homeless person under the dinner table: Ill have a tall glass of Plinkin-jorange-ellow....Ade.
Man 2: ill have a Beer.
Boss: hahahaha...me two...
Crazy Homeless person under the dinner table: Ill have a tall glass of Plinkin-jorange-ellow....Ade.
plinkin-jorange-ellow by L33t Master General November 22, 2006
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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