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Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

joony cakes by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

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Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.

Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!

Jonny Cakes by Ul<nown January 12, 2009

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jonnycakes

a state of mind that is reached by extreme focus. once this state of mind is reached one's speach is slurred and one is in a state of extreme coolness 24/7

dang dat boy's some jonnycakes

"what'd you say?"

it took him six yrs to master the jonnycakes

jonnycakes by chi-town maniac February 18, 2008

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jonnycakes

a name 4 a crackhead(s) in chicago

it is singular but can also be used plural

1. damn jonnycakes!

2. get off of me jonnycakes!

3. mom, take a picture of me with the jonnycakes!

jonnycakes by LatinKingz September 26, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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