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Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.
Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.
by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005
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Obegiens lover will steel your milk and yo gurls hairline. Has a 1inc wonder and will is a good boyfriend and lover for your 5 aday and vegetables mainly obegiens
Oooh jonsey s back with the obegirns
by Hiagainitsme May 10, 2018
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(Noun) Someone who is super hot and sexy, has ABS-O-STEEL, and knows a Mexican who is also dirty and has the nick name of Sanchèz, which when combined, you get the Dirty Sanchèz. To be a Brian you must also know how to poll dance like a crazy mother.
Hey, no one theses days can pull a Jonsey like Brian.
by Dirty Sanchèz (Paco) March 11, 2005
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To remove or be removed from self from social interaction, due to the discord or discontent caused by banter.
"Please jonsey me from this group!"
by Eddiy July 22, 2014
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