jonsey

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

Jonsey

Default Boi with his square ass face bleached head

fuck jonsey he got the pump

by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018

Jonsey

Obegiens lover will steel your milk and yo gurls hairline. Has a 1inc wonder and will is a good boyfriend and lover for your 5 aday and vegetables mainly obegiens

Oooh jonsey s back with the obegirns

by Hiagainitsme May 10, 2018

Jonsey

(Noun) Someone who is super hot and sexy, has ABS-O-STEEL, and knows a Mexican who is also dirty and has the nick name of Sanchèz, which when combined, you get the Dirty Sanchèz. To be a Brian you must also know how to poll dance like a crazy mother.

Hey, no one theses days can pull a Jonsey like Brian.

by Dirty Sanchèz (Paco) March 11, 2005

Jonsey

To remove or be removed from self from social interaction, due to the discord or discontent caused by banter.

"Please jonsey me from this group!"

by Eddiy July 22, 2014

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

jonsey face

the face you make when you're looking at something or confused; push your head forward slightly. raise your eyebrows/ squint your eyes and make your lips flat and thin.

friend 1:hey look at this! *shows phone*

friend 2: *makes Jonsey face when he/she look at it*

by joeconnelley7727 July 6, 2014