jonka

A drunk hobo who knows karate usually seen around nine o’clock on the wild streets of Chento, Macedonia. He’s normally seen with a group of girls slapping dat bootay. one of his best friends goes by the name Bruce lee which he hopes to follow in his steps

Dammmm there’s Jonka

by Tommy macharov June 10, 2018

Golly Jonka

Referred to as the Willy Wonka of JaggerFiggots, JaggerFiggots being salty chocolate balls (chocolate covered pretzel balls). He is also the chocolate king, and a pimp.

Why don't we go to G.H.O.J. to get some JaggerFiggots and see the best fucking guy EVER, Golly Jonka.

by Golly Jonka January 30, 2010

Jiggy Jonka

A fricking scary Horror character like a goober

"i hate the jiggy jonka"

by OpOp7 November 6, 2025

jonah marais roth frantzich

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

by wdwmarais March 13, 2018

Jonah marais

Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.

Jonah marais is very sexy

by Demyansmnzn May 5, 2018