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A drunk hobo who knows karate usually seen around nine o’clock on the wild streets of Chento, Macedonia. He’s normally seen with a group of girls slapping dat bootay. one of his best friends goes by the name Bruce lee which he hopes to follow in his steps

Dammmm there’s Jonka

jonka by Tommy macharov June 10, 2018

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Golly Jonka

Referred to as the Willy Wonka of JaggerFiggots, JaggerFiggots being salty chocolate balls (chocolate covered pretzel balls). He is also the chocolate king, and a pimp.

Why don't we go to G.H.O.J. to get some JaggerFiggots and see the best fucking guy EVER, Golly Jonka.

Golly Jonka by Golly Jonka January 30, 2010

Related Words

jonka • Golly Jonka • Jiggy Jonka • Jon Karel • Jon Karlin • jockass • joka • Janka • Joka n Phreese • jonadhan

Jiggy Jonka

A fricking scary Horror character like a goober

"i hate the jiggy jonka"

Jiggy Jonka by OpOp7 November 6, 2025

jonah marais roth frantzich

The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.

"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"

jonah marais roth frantzich by WHYDON'TWE LOVER13 October 16, 2017

Jonah Marais

brings happiness and depression into the world at the same time . He makes people happy when he posts and performs but it makes you depressed afterwards because you miss him . He has an amazing voice and I will support him through everything- @sierrannette

girl : hey did you see Jonah Marais new post

Me: YES HE IS SO HOT

Jonah Marais by Whydontwezdjjc August 14, 2017

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat

Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich by wdwmarais March 13, 2018

Jonah marais

Jonah marais means a HOT snack that you eat. Also an amazing person who is also a secret stripper.

Jonah marais is very sexy

Jonah marais by Demyansmnzn May 5, 2018

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026