A drunk hobo who knows karate usually seen around nine o’clock on the wild streets of Chento, Macedonia. He’s normally seen with a group of girls slapping dat bootay. one of his best friends goes by the name Bruce lee which he hopes to follow in his steps
Dammmm there’s Jonka
by Tommy macharov June 10, 2018
Get the jonka mug.Referred to as the Willy Wonka of JaggerFiggots, JaggerFiggots being salty chocolate balls (chocolate covered pretzel balls). He is also the chocolate king, and a pimp.
Why don't we go to G.H.O.J. to get some JaggerFiggots and see the best fucking guy EVER, Golly Jonka.
by Golly Jonka January 30, 2010
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