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breasts, particularly those of considerable mass.
wow, check out the jongos on that one!
jongos by jubbly June 16, 2003
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gw bush is such a jongos character that i spurt blood everytime i see him on tv
jongos by nitzus September 3, 2003
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Jongos are a type of pants popular in the skramz/screamo culture. They are known for being similar to other pants such as jeans; however, they are made of a specific fabric know for being slightly softer than jeans. It is rude to touch someone's jongos.
Dude, don't touch my jongos! I just got them from the Your Arms Are My Cocoon concert :(

Park JongSeong 

Also known as Jay, is a korean-american singer from the group Enhypen, his many talents go from singing to dancing and even rapping, what a man! On September 18, 2020, he ranked 2nd place by global votes and became a member of the boy group ENHYPEN.
Park JongSeong is the loml
Wow, Park JongSeong is so handsome
Park JongSeong by jaysgf June 1, 2021

jongseong 

Best boy, a trainee from the survival show called i-land who deserves to debut more than anyone. Jongseong is more popularly known as Jay, Jay Park.
Heeseung: "Jongseong debutation, I say."
jongseong by jimin's walkie talkie September 20, 2020
Jongseob is a member of the K-pop group P1Harmony, a 6-member boy group under FNC Entertainment. He's our most precious vitamin. He loves to write songs and make people happy.
Jongseob is one of the most talented people I know.
Jongseob by ^___^; June 13, 2021
Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.
Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"
Jongus by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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