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JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!
by Powder Maggot April 27, 2004
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Jan 27 Word of the Day
Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
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Jong is another word that originated in Australia for doing someone dirty, its a slang term synonym for being dogged
you jonged dogged him
you just got jonged dogged
by JongedOn July 17, 2020
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Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.
DAYUM! Dat bitch's jong pockets are slapp'n dat phat azz!

I caught my pubes again while zipping up my jong.
by stereotypical May 09, 2008
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Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.
Kory- "isn't that unagi roll good?"

Cameron- "it was awesome. very good flavor"

Kory-"How would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?"

Cameron-"I'd give it a Jong."
by K-slizzle November 20, 2008
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A musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. The lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. The amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. A musician who should invest in a new songwriter.
Person 1: "Lady Gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!"
Person 2: "It's almost as bad as Taylor Swift!"
Person 1: "I know! She's turned into such a Jon G!"
by Kelso Burns November 17, 2013
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A korean boy who has a deformed toe and has small eyes.
Woah! your toe looks like a Jong!
by kEtRIna June 02, 2003
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