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joness by i <3 toast more than yoo <3 April 25, 2006
Joshh Joness
Known for attracting crazy chicks, smoking loud and for being very loud in bed. Good with fixing things and making gay jokes.
Joshh Joness by Iseeyougettingtired September 8, 2016
jughead jones
jughead jones by Camtheswag May 24, 2017
Jughead Jones
A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.
Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...
Jughead Jones by Jughead Jones - I define names October 27, 2018
Stoney Jones
Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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