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Female Name; The messenger of God, Dove.
Joness totally brings down some holy inspiration from the divine realm.
Joness by CJStreet July 16, 2011
Words you can keep
Joness, Joness, Joness.

Best human ever.
Jonessisthebes
Joness by LifeFlewBy July 22, 2021
joness simply means when something has gone a bit wrong....so joness!!
me : omg. i died this morning
you : joness!

Joshh Joness

Known for attracting crazy chicks, smoking loud and for being very loud in bed. Good with fixing things and making gay jokes.
Joshh Joness is a "cool" dude.
Joshh Joness by Iseeyougettingtired September 8, 2016

jughead jones 

Literally the hottest person ever, has a sad past, and underrated.
"Idk just he's from riverdale, Jughead jones."
jughead jones by Camtheswag May 24, 2017

Jughead Jones 

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.
Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

Stoney Jones 

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.
When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.
Stoney Jones by jdub31979 January 11, 2012
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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