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The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.
That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.
jonald by dillard carr January 12, 2016
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jonayd • jonald • jonadhan • jonard • jonay • Jonads • Jonaye • Jonayliz • junayd • janayda
The best most funnies most beautiful girl in the world. She is caring and a great best friend. She always knows how to cheer you up. She will always be there for you. She can be a dork at times, but in a good way. She is unlike anyone else.
I love you Jonaye.
Jonaye by HUZA! September 5, 2011
The act of urinating on everything in a bathroom.
Man, this party sucks! I'm going to give them the jonald before I leave.
jonald by dillard carr January 25, 2016
A mythological plant found in the eastern part of the South American Tropics used for healing and herbal medical care. This plant consists of sharp vines know as branches at the tips.
One of the commonest jonard plants is found in the Amazon River's ridges.
jonard by Herbal Master April 25, 2007

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it
random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson
I wish I was as sexy as a Jonada.
jonada by Mike Hawkishard February 7, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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