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jona jona 

a boy, who eats a lot, but is still skinny, and i mean eats A LOt but is still waist on thinna. he also is kinda a bully, but can be nice. is a nerd, not smart just a anime nerd. don’t forget he is a try hard in minecraft. and his full name is jonathan
“hi jona jona” “i’m going to use your snake as a whip” “i’ll throw your hamster at a wall”
jona jona by lil_miss_steak March 17, 2021
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nenos jona 

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.
"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"
nenos jona by number 111 June 3, 2009
Cute,attractive
Funny and eazy to talk to
But bottles up his emotions
But overall an all rounded person
Who ever has (jona)as there boyfriend is blessed
Jona by Jona. August 21, 2017
Jona is a really outgoing and kind person, she likes to have a lot of friends and she respects them. Jona loves her family and hates school but her favorite thing about it is that her friends are there. Jona is usually a single Pringle and she’s proud of that. Jona is also very loud and outgoing.
Lou: We’re missing someone... it’s to quiet.
Ryan: I don’t know.
Lou: oh! I got it! Jona is gone.
Jona by MakeSomeoneSmileToday February 17, 2019

Jona-beta 

Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.
"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"
Jona-beta by BuzzCutGandhi November 24, 2021
A girl that is hot as hell. She likes to play with your heart and is the smartest and most cunning girl out there. Most of them are Persian so that means they are destined to succeed in life. She is very funny and a chill person to hang out with. She is very humble but sometimes she so proud of something she wants to share it with her friends. She may come off as mean but she is very nice and caring. Once you are close to her she will not stop talking.
That Jona is very hot!
Wow! You should get you a Jona!
Jona by Jona_ak November 12, 2018
The only shortened form of Jonathan that makes any logical sense. Pronounced John-a (as in half of Jonathan)
Seemingly deaf person: Hey what’s your name?
Jona: Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Jonny?
Jona: No, Jona
Seamingly deaf person: Oh... Jonno?
Jona: Jon-A
Seamingly deaf person: Jonah?
Jona:
Seamingly deaf person:
Jona: no
Jona by It’spronouncedjon-a January 16, 2019