jon ed

A scouse lad, preferably from bootle who thinks he’s a gansta, smokes polly an calls his mums fella a fat victim.

Lad did ye see tha little Jon ed by ours ?
Ye lad, can tell he’s a Jon ed by his ket wig.

by RUAM96 December 19, 2019

Jon jone’ed

To be hit by a 2012 Bentley Continental GT

I Jon jone’ed your cat

by Perkelegias November 4, 2023

Ed j'on

Philippine slang for calling someone a pedophile

The priest is an Ed j'on
Isa kang Ed j'on

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

Jonediel

Very sexy big cocked Puerto Rican boy😈🍆

Jonediel is smoking hot

by Queef_Bait November 30, 2018

joneder

To have homosexual tendencies. <adj>

It was so joneder when you took off your shirt at the party.

by Won Inche September 25, 2007

Joned

To be drunk, yet you dont have to drink to be joned

mate 1: Proper joned last night man
mate 2: But your straight edge though
mate 1: I know man!

by jonedassbrother July 19, 2010

joned

verb. The combination of the two words owned and jewed.
A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

by hidden lawyer April 26, 2006