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Jolly Green Giant 

The baddest mother in the fucking valley:

The mighty MH-53 PAVE LOW was friend to downed pilots, SPEC OP types, puppies, and small children everywhere, while at the same time the bane of those unfortunate enough to be in it's gunner's sights.

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PAVE_LOW
"Call in the Jolly Green Giants. We need a ride."

Jolly Green Sanchez 

When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.
Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.

I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.

jolly green giant 

a large poop, typically about 5-10 inches in length, that is very green
George had quite the jolly green giant in Barnes and Noble yesterday.

Jolly green giant 

Jolly Green Giant : A big dick with a green condom on
Jeff stuck that bitch with his jolly green giant. She can't fuckin walk!
Jolly green giant by Joel April 10, 2006

jolly green giant 

an extremely large gentleman from Whickam, tyne and wear whom bares a strong resemblance to postman pat and spends the morning striding the surrounding fields picking vegetables
The Jolly green giant of whickam bank.
jolly green giant by giant watcher November 7, 2008

Jolly Green Giant 

is a huge fellow that picks corn in Whickham rocks from side to side and says "ERRRRRRRM THEM LADS MAURA HELP ERRRRRRM HO HO HO"

.....remember the 80s tinned vegetable advert?
Jolly Green Giant by The G Man August 28, 2003