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jokezoned 

jokezone is when you express your heart to a significant other and they interpret it as a joke
him: “hey I think I like you”
her: “HA FUNNY good one”
him: ....

homie to homie:

him: “I confessed to my crush today & she thought I was joking...”
homie: “HA YOU GOT JOKEZONED”
jokezoned by jeonjungkook27 January 9, 2021
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Jokeboner, originated from the Swedish word "Skämtstånd", is a type of erection.

A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.
Person 1. Yesterday, me and my friend did the most epic gaylift.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
Jokeboner by Someon33lse November 24, 2020
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Jokeboner, originated from the Swedish word "Skämtstånd", is a type of erection.

A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.

witch explains why a straight man would have a boner, in an otherwise, homosexual context.
Person 1. Yesterday, me and my friend did the most epic gaylift.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
Jokeboner by Someon33lse November 24, 2020

jojozoned 

This term tends to be used when you know that your girlfriend is going out with another guy but you don't really care because your name's jojo and you're used to getting cucked anyway
"ho lol I got jojozoned lol wow hehexd"
jojozoned by ouihehexd April 4, 2017
the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.
oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english
jornzoned by tombstone85 November 26, 2025
the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.
oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english
jornzoned by tombstone85 November 26, 2025
the women see you as their minger self-imposed friend, and not a potential lover as you might have thought.
oh look, that man got jornzoned, chiefly due to his splinter looks, gay hair and broken english
jornzoned by tombstone85 November 26, 2025
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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