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Jokeboner, originated from the Swedish word "Skämtstånd", is a type of erection.

A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.

witch explains why a straight man would have a boner, in an otherwise, homosexual context.
Person 1. Yesterday, me and my friend did the most epic gaylift.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
Jokeboner by Someon33lse November 24, 2020
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Jokeboner, originated from the Swedish word "Skämtstånd", is a type of erection.

A jokeboner is not, as opposed to a real boner, directly a caused by sexual arousal. It is rather used as a practical joke, and/or to preform what is called a böglyft, or "gaylift".
The term is often used to explain how a boner, in an otherwise gay situation, could be considered as No-homo.
Person 1. Yesterday, me and my friend did the most epic gaylift.
Person 2. Wow, i didn't know you where gay!
Person 1. No, Im not. It was only a Jokeboner.
Jokeboner by Someon33lse November 24, 2020

Pokéboner 

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.
Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.
Pokéboner by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Cokeboner 

An erection achieved after snorting alot of Cocaine.
Dude, that eightball of cocaine totally gave me a massive cokeboner. I swear to god boyscouts could sleep under the tent iam pitching!
Cokeboner by S.H.A.G.G.Y December 11, 2009

jokezoned 

jokezone is when you express your heart to a significant other and they interpret it as a joke
him: “hey I think I like you”
her: “HA FUNNY good one”
him: ....

homie to homie:

him: “I confessed to my crush today & she thought I was joking...”
homie: “HA YOU GOT JOKEZONED”
jokezoned by jeonjungkook27 January 9, 2021
To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it
Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner
Pokeboner by PokeAddict November 20, 2011

joke boner 

When you laugh so hard you get a boner.
Colin's joke about Mexicans gave me a joke boner
joke boner by Jard S January 19, 2016
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