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A damn knucklehead..
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Jakeball
A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
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jukeball
A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.
jukeball by Master of Juke May 16, 2008
Jakeball
Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
Jakeball by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006
jakeball
Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
jakeball by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008
JakeBalls
JakeBalls by justcallmejakeballs January 13, 2010
joeballs
joe balls is a phrase refering to "ur balls" or "jokester". you can also offend people not in a strong way.
joeballs by idonthaveballs July 28, 2021
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