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Joe Balls 

When you put a Mexican hat on your dick.
Look at my joe balls.

Me and the boys were having a nice sesh and one had too much baby powder so I whipped out my Joe Balls.
Joe Balls by Joe_Balls April 19, 2021
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joebalism 

The act of deliberately bringing down 1st world countries to a global 3rd world standard thats easy to control with the smallest number of people possible.
And in other news pipelines across the United States are being shutdown while Joebalism sends fuel to China and Ukraine while simultaneously buying from Iran and Venezuela.
joebalism by Gen-Psaki May 19, 2022

Joe Balls 

A being higher than any religious god
"Who will save us"

"The almighty Joe Balls will"
Joe Balls by PigToad March 26, 2022

joe balls 

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*
joe balls by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026