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Joetograph 

Joetograph - /jo/toe/graf - noun - org. 21st century - any photograph featuring someone enthusiastically smiling and either pointing at the camera, making a thumbs up gesture, or posing in a dramatic way, or any combination of the three. May also feature one or more "normal" people smiling, amused but also made slightly nervous by the forwardness of his crazy antics.
The Joetographs we took on the road trip last summer really added humor and awkwardness to the album.
Joetograph by Guynamejoe May 26, 2015
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Poetography

Poetography is a new visual art form that merges poetry and photography in order to affect ones senses or emotions. The goal of this melding is to further enhance the aesthetic quality of both arts. By combining photographic imagery with poetry the artist has an opportunity to better represent his/her creativity as well as further enhancing the human experience with the final product.
It's amazing how poetography gives a sense of direction to the picture.
Poetography by YourPoetographer April 11, 2010

Jewography 

A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.

Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
Jewography by Amy February 27, 2005

hoetography 

Pictures of women that are commonly known as hoes.
have you seen that girls pic?
yea, thats hoetography at its best
hoetography by J.S.7. November 7, 2007

Jewography 

The phenomena that most American Jews know each other through a mere one or two other people.
I ran into a girl at the mall, who's friends with my cousins camp friend. Crazy Jewography.
Jewography by frostfever May 14, 2011

poetographer

Someone who writes poetry and takes photos.
"all she ever does is write and take photos, she's a poetographer!"
poetographer by dr0wningmyself April 21, 2014

Joantography 

Joantography (Joseph Antony Photography) is a cinematographer turned photographer who uses instagram as a medium to inspire mobile photographers to click more and better
Let's see joantography for some photography ideas.

Joantography's mobile photography is amazing.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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