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jointology 

what are you studying in college?”
“I’m going into jointology”
jointology by crazy-from May 16, 2022
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jitology 

The study of "jit" actions in which jits commit jit
"FREE MY NIGGA GEO he commited jit on public property!"
"Did you hear geo commited jit, by sticking his thumb in his butt."
"Damn did you pass jitology class?"
jitology by Doctor Jit May 17, 2020
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Johnology 

underground religion created by hoodrats in Staten Island. Johnfessions are held for the few Johnologists. Sklins are forgiven by the JohnFather after saying certain prayers such as the Our Johnathan, Johhny Bee, and Hail Johnny. Johnology prayers are often used to cast away the evils of skruges
I converted to Johnology to defeat the skruges!
Johnology by blokzberry July 11, 2006

Joeientology

A cult like group that worships joe the whale.
I am in Joeientology, it is not a cult but a religious practice.
Joeientology has a leader named Joe, everyone worships him and his flat earth beliefs
Participants are encouraged to sacrifice their keys to Joe in the name Joeientology.
Joeientology encourages naps and tunnel digging at school residences.
Joeientology funds will contribute to Joe the whale's education for his Joenatomy degree and his masters in Joenatomy.
Joeientology discourages stealing from chemistry labs as it is against the law.
Joeientology by Joseph Whales November 17, 2022
Jentology is the belief of the birth of Jengaia and symbolizing the 7 deadly jens and the 10 heavenly jens that roam around the Jenverse.
I believe that Jentology is a religion and a relationship to Jengaia.
Jentology by Jentologist May 18, 2026
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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