johns mom 

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

johns mom by AlejandroTheGr8 April 5, 2009

Johns Mom 

A mother of a boy named John.

Also a person who sleeps with many women.

Johns mom bought a spa.

Johns Mom by Sucacock May 14, 2023

Johns mom 

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

Johns mom by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

John's mom

A woman infatuated and entirely obsessed with the "dark meat."

A dirty, dirty slut.

Anything can be made into a joke about John's mom.

Person1: I like hot dogs.
Person2: In John's mom!


Person1: This sucks!
Person2: Like John's mom.

John's mom by Drew January 24, 2005

John moment 

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

John moment by Chuggington December 28, 2016

John moment 

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

John moment by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John moment 

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

John moment by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020