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Johnny on the Spot 

Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Johnny on the Spot by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008

johnny on the spot 

The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.
I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.

Johnny On The Spot 

Oh, that johnny on the spot really helped. I couldn't have driven another mile!
Johnny On The Spot by Refinnej September 2, 2005

johnny on the spot 

a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh
Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red
johnny on the spot by curtis martin February 26, 2008

Johnny-on-the-spot

A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
When you need help, call me and I will be your Johnny-on-the-spot" "Oooh, thank you, girl!
Johnny-on-the-spot by GJ's April 24, 2011

johnny-on-the-spot

Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.

Being on time or in the correct place.
Hector, You were hella johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when I got the munchies.
johnny-on-the-spot by Rafi R January 6, 2008