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John Kim 

A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.
TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.
John Kim by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022
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John kim 

A fake ass bitch who can’t rap and is obsessed with a single girl and confessed twice
Dude that guy John Kim is a piece of shit

john kim 

A big ol' great guy.
Major fucking nerdball status.
"Man, John Kim sure is a great guy!"

"Yeah, but he's a fucking nerdball
john kim by coollljjjj March 5, 2018

John Kim 

Asian guy with huge cock
That John Kim banged my wife
John Kim by Gangsterhabib March 14, 2021

John Kim 

a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.
John Kim by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls
i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!
john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble 

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005
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