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John Kim 

A stupid motherfucker that likes CUTE girls, with little boobs. He likes to sit on a fucking chair, and he always holds a stupid shit-ass blue pen, and he always holds "The Little Prince" in his right hand during the English class. He used to wear nerdy gay ass glasses, but he got laser surgery 3 months ago.
TF you looking at, John Kim. Go eat Kimchi, dumb fuck.
John Kim by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022
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John kim 

A fake ass bitch who can’t rap and is obsessed with a single girl and confessed twice

john kim 

A big ol' great guy.
Major fucking nerdball status.
"Man, John Kim sure is a great guy!"

"Yeah, but he's a fucking nerdball
john kim by coollljjjj March 5, 2018

John Kim 

a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
look there is a stupid motherfucker named John Kim.
John Kim by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls
john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble 

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.
John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005