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nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.
"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"
nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014

johantan ayala 

Aka Lil J A FUCKIN awesome friend he cute too he probably fucked ur bitch

sue johanson 

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!
kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."
sue johanson by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

Danziger Johanson 

A Danziger Johansson Jones of the highest form.
You're being such a Danziger Johanson.
Not a lucky charm frootloop looking mf
Very kind and attractive

His interest are sports and poetry
Valerie loves johanan
Johanan by Jojojaiijaii June 2, 2020
A quiet and nice boy, he seems a chill person to hang out with.He likes to wear flannel shirts and vans, people might think he’s bad influence but he’s a sweetheart.
Why does Johanan sits by himself
Johanan by A sad boy November 21, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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