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johandre 

This man is fucking awesome. He gets along with everyone. He is very smart and intelligent. The girls seems to love a guy named johandre . He is basically a sex god and makes any girl drop their panty . He is a menace to society
Johandre gets more sex than food
johandre by Diwanofportugal November 22, 2021
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johandre 

Johandre is an athletic, charming boy who is respected by all. He is usually the one who leads the crowd and someone that everyone looks up to. He has alot of knowledge and is a spiritual leader. Johandre is intelligent and kind, he fights for what he wants and will always be there to help. He is someone that doesn’t trust people easy but as soon as he does he is an open book. Johandre is someone that is the life of the party and will always give everyone a good laugh, the life of the party. When you have a johandre in your life never let him go. (You won’t be able to let him go, he won’t allow you)
Nikia: “I’m leaving you.”
Johandre: “No.”
johandre by Stranger ;) November 23, 2021

Johandré 

The dude is an innovator. Very Adaptable and versatile, Communicative and witty, Intellectual and eloquent, Youthful and lively. This person spends more time talking then eating. He also just might be a genius.
There should be more ppl like Johandré because he is a Fifa&Rugby 09 Master.
Johandré by onefanche May 30, 2009

johnandre 

sweet, loving, caring, and handsome guy. would always care for his best friend. has the cutest smile and is very sexy. if your ever down he will always bring you up with his amazing smile. he may be shy but inside he is a wonderful fwend. he cares and loves his best friends and would never try to make them feel sad. he gives great advice. if you know or are friends with a johnandre, consider yourself very lucky. his bestfriend is possibly named jahnavi saini
dang johnandre is so cute

Johandri 

Afrikaans slang for when the most "kommin" person you know uses the word "kommin"
Daai girl het sopas 'n johandri gegooi.
Johandri by JackParow January 19, 2011

johndrex 

A name that make me feel cute, CHAROT. di ako marunog mag-english.
Johndrex is so cute.
Johndrex is charoting him.
johndrex by charotakolangtohh June 10, 2021
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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