johanco

A wild african, barefoot creature rarely seen in the cities. He's as crazy as a rabiddog! If you see one, report immediately and take pictures for evidence.

Oo shit here comes johanco!!!

by Themeda November 22, 2021

nigga johanson

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

by Laverga February 5, 2014

Joyanco

1) Puerto Rican slang for asshole (anus)

2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)

3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"

4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"

Examples:

1) "Esta muchachita se fue con el joyanco caga'o pa' la escuela, coño."

2) "Esa carretera está llena de joyancos, puñeta."

3) "Muchacho, ese jíbaro vive en una joyanca bien cabrona..."

4) "¡Vete a coger por el joyanco, bugarrón!

by Dark Paul March 26, 2013

Johncons

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.

That person is a johncons!

by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009

jhancock

Huge triangle on legs, usually seen in drug trips. No laughing matter, can eat your soul

I saw a jhancock in science

by jerryhank January 29, 2009

Johncons

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.

That person is a johncons!

by Johannes ooooo December 11, 2009

sue johanson

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008