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A wild african, barefoot creature rarely seen in the cities. He's as crazy as a rabiddog! If you see one, report immediately and take pictures for evidence.
Oo shit here comes johanco!!!
johanco by Themeda November 22, 2021
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nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.
"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"
nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014
Related Words
1) Puerto Rican slang for asshole (anus)

2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)

3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"

4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"
Examples:

1) "Esta muchachita se fue con el joyanco caga'o pa' la escuela, coño."

2) "Esa carretera está llena de joyancos, puñeta."

3) "Muchacho, ese jíbaro vive en una joyanca bien cabrona..."

4) "¡Vete a coger por el joyanco, bugarrón!
Joyanco by Dark Paul March 26, 2013

Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009

jhancock 

Huge triangle on legs, usually seen in drug trips. No laughing matter, can eat your soul
I saw a jhancock in science
jhancock by jerryhank January 29, 2009

Johncons 

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes ooooo December 11, 2009

sue johanson 

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!
kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."
sue johanson by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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