Johncons
That person is a johncons!
Johncons by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009
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The Strange Thing About The Johnsons
You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.
Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
The Strange Thing About The Johnsons by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012
Calvin Johnsons
Calvin Johnsons by WBT September 19, 2007
dwayne "the rock" johnsons
Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021
johnsons baby acid
You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?
johnsons baby acid by Crazy Legs 1966 November 18, 2017
Dwayne the rock Johnsons
Dwayne the rock Johnsons by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022
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