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Johncons

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
by Johannes oooooo December 11, 2009
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Johncons

Johncons, derogatory slang for a person of small intelligence, slow of mind, or an insane person.
That person is a johncons!
by Johannes ooooo December 11, 2009
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You DEFINITELY DO NOT watch it with your family, that is for sure!!! It is a short film about a boy and his undying "love" for his father, and how that "love" begins to become more serious over the boy's lifetime. It is one of the most disturbing, jaw-dropping, gut-wrenching, beautifully directed movies I have seen so far. You have to watch it to see for yourself.
Person 1: Wanna watch 'The Strange Thing About The Johnsons?

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: It's like Precious, but on steroids.
by thatpersonguy January 3, 2012
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Calvin Johnsons

21 inch rims. Usually gold.
I got my own slab with Calvin Johnsons on it. If you don't know the lingo, them 21's homie.
by WBT September 19, 2007
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dwayne "the rock" johnsons

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021
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johnsons baby acid

You: Are you high? What are you on?
Him: Ecstasy Man.
Her: Johnsons Baby Acid?!? And you're ACTUALLY high?
by Crazy Legs 1966 November 18, 2017
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Dwayne the rock Johnsons

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons
by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022
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