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Mrs. Ass Almighty, usually she is carb-loathing that wide, juicy roundy, but somehow all the macro-nutrients go to the upper badonkadonks.

Usually found in Airport public restrooms, chanting sugar daddies and resurrecting herself from another moral. hangiver
Jogilė, you are one CLASSY raccoon I'd like to pet
Jogilė by pyzdvalka November 23, 2021
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A bouncy person, usually of the female persuasion, who enjoys jogging 'unsupported'.
"I got distracted in traffic on the way home today, by a gorgeous Joggler.
She was giving the pedestrians whiplash"
Joggler by KeithMyArthe January 6, 2009

Beer Joggles 

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.
"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."
Beer Joggles by Geeluvss August 22, 2011
A nickname for Joliet, IL, combining Joliet and toilet, because of it's grimy appearance.
Darnell: Yo, we goin to Joilet to pick up some hood rats and a twelve pack, wanna come?

Tyrone: No thanks. Don't want to STD's
Joilet by film_geek1982 February 28, 2009
slang name for American actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joeseph (Jo), Gordon (Go), Levitt (Lev). Ergo: JOGOLEV
Nathan : Hey man did you see JOGOLEV'S new movie?
Noah : Who the hell is JOGOLEV?
Nathan : Duh! Joseph Gordon-levitt!!
Noah : Ohhhh
Jogolev by speedy's October 7, 2012

Rimmy Jogler 

When a girl gives you a rim job whilr sinutanoulsy juggling his balls
Yo last night got crazy when she started giving me a rimmy jogler.
Rimmy Jogler by Jimmy Rogler November 29, 2016
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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