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Guy 1: Hey bro lets enable squad autofill.
Guy 2: No bro I don't wanna get a Joehanna.

Man 1: I thought Astroworld took long but Joehanna is taking years to drop his 2nd album.
Man 2: Yeah he beats Travis on that one!
Joehanna by Bots institution March 20, 2021
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some girl from nixon , i mean she cool or wtv
"Hey , I think i saw Joeanna at Circle K Today!"
Joeanna by DadWiggieMecca April 25, 2021
1. one who has jew-like tendencies and/or mannerisms but has no direct relation to the jewish faith. 2. one who refuses to engage in any activities where money will be spent
the catholic girl was called a jewannabe because of her fear of spending more than 6 dollars in one day
jewannabe by remmkf October 22, 2008
The official ship name of Joseph and Anna, the beloved couple. #otp
Oh my god! The Joeanna is simply too sweet!
joeanna by alexis7 January 13, 2017
1.One who is known to walk on water and is sometimes mistaken as Jesus. He is one of the greatest people that could have ever walked this planet;messenger of God; the Chosen One 2.Won the Mr.Mountie Award in 2005 3.Unbelievably good looking
Joehanna did not walk on water today, instead he saved a young child.
Joehanna by Mascot December 15, 2008

joevanna 

The shipping of Joe Walker with Evanna Lynch. A phrase usually used by starkids.
Girl 1: Have you seen how often Joe Walker and Evanna Lynch tweet each other
Girl 2: Joevanna - its real
joevanna by shakethatass94 September 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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