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Japannabe 

The merging of the words "Japan" and "Wannabe", Japannabe is a term used to describe (typically) white people who wish they were Japanese. These people usually have next to no knowledge of Japanese history, over-use the words "baka" and "kawaii", and even go so far as to claim they are Japanese.
Japannabe: omg u just hate me cuz u bumbed harosheemah lol
Genuine Asian: You do realise that the Tokyo firebombing was a worse offence, right? Please stop posing, gaijin.
Japannabe by Bakajima February 9, 2006
Jewanne is probably a top-tier smash player and gamer all around. Overall Jewanne is athletic, smart, funny, and just fun to be around.
Dang Jewanne keeps dropping trees on me, he is just too good.
Jewanne by Hohafungame April 25, 2020

MeWannabes 

People, mostly middle aged women and balding gay men who want what other people have to the point of obsession
Nicole Eggert is a massive Mewannabes
MeWannabes by Wolfe Trainer August 19, 2019

Jannabelle 

A combination of the names Janice (definition:gift from god) and Bella (Beauty). Also known as sparkely and catlike person usually artistic and talented.
Person 1: You're so Jannabelle
Person 2: That's so sweet! But, ummm....you think im sparkely?
Jannabelle by Jasmine Walter October 7, 2009

Don Juannabe 

Refers to one of the increasingly large group of males who assume that, like the famous Don Juan, they can seduce any woman, anytime, regardless of the fact that most women avoid them like the plague after the first 5 minutes of talking.

Also spelled "Don Wannabe" for those without the Latin flavour.
Guy: Man I hate Bob, he's such a Don Juannabe.
Other guy: Yeah, he's always hitting on my girlfriend, what a douche/moron/maroon.
Don Juannabe by Voxi September 25, 2007

Japwannabe 

People of other ethnic backgrounds who like to copy everything Japanese or strangely try to get the look of a japanese cartoon (Style, Way of talking, Hair, etc, etc)
Mike: hey there jemma!

Jemma: *stupid trying too hard anime voice* konnichiwa kawaii mike-san... btw its not jemma anymore its ikuko! >_<

Mike: Um.. Ok since when did you turn japanese?

Jemma: what do you mean??? i'm totally not trying to be
japanese! just because i speak and dress like them and lie about having some sort of asian background to make it seem normal does not mean i'm beggin it... ok? baka!

Mike:... um well ok i'm going now.

Jemma: Hai! Ja ne mike san, i have to get home any way. the new episode of narutos coming out he's so kawaii!! eek sugoi ne! *walks away singing naruto theme tune*

Mike:...wtf!? i swear she's black... ¬_¬.

Andrew: Haha hey dude! ya just see that!?Japwannabe alert!

Mike: Dude. wtf is up with the world today?
Japwannabe by Gunjabaha September 22, 2010