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Tall, black basketball player. Doesn't like weed. Likes pizza.
"Yo Joevas, did you enjoy you pizza?"
"Yeh, you guys smoking weed? Allow it man"
joevas by epiphanysoul December 24, 2007
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Mail Jeevas 

One of the most succesful minor characters in a Japanese animated series. He stars in 3 episodes of the popular anime, Death Note.
If hes lucky, he'll be as popular as Mail Jeevas
Mail Jeevas by Aliciaa Cullen February 10, 2009
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Joerassic Park 

This meme I saw in the Borhap fandom, and thought it was funny. I laughed more than I should've.
Take me to Joerassic Park

matt jeevas 

A character from the manga series and anime "Death Note". He is a relatively minor character but is extremely popular in the fandom because of how cool and attractive he is, and the fact that he seems pretty relatable. He assists Mello in his plans to catch Kira, and is also the third smartest child from Wammy's House, showing that the two are rather close. In fact, the MattxMello ship is one of the biggest ships in the entire death note fandom. In the anime he is depicted with goggles, brown-green hair and a red-striped shirt, but the whole fandom ignores those colors because before the anime came out, everyone thought he had red hair, and a black and white striped shirt in the manga. He also drives a pretty sick car and has a witty sense of humor, making him even more cool. Basically, he's hot and cool, and probably has a thing going on with Mello, so that's all you really need to know.
Who's the guy with the red car? Oh, that's Matt Jeevas.

Why is Matt Jeevas so popular? I mean, have you seen him?
matt jeevas by Orchard65 October 12, 2015

Joepasaurus 

Joepasaurus: (noun) (Joe-Pa-sore-us) a narcissistic fossil who overstays his welcome.
If Hef isn't careful he'll turn into another Joepasaurus....just like Carlin.

Econ 102 is a breeze. Professor Tenure is a board certified Joepasaurus.
Joepasaurus by Anonysaurus March 30, 2008
A typical cunt
Don't be like that joevan always annoying people
Joevan by YourWelcomeGuys August 29, 2019
1. The last name of the character 'Matt' in Death Note. Matt is a minor character, and was, according to author Ohba, only included because Mello needed someone to tell his plans to. Matt has red hair in the manga, however, in the anime, his hair is a brown color. He is famous for playing video games constantly, being a techie nerd, and wearing a pair of goggles and a striped shirt(with or without a fur vest)

He appears in two episodes in the anime, and unfortunately, the episode where we get a good look at him would be the episode that he dies in.

Strangely, his 7-8 appearances have made him obnoxiously popular with fangirls.
Matt's full real name is Mail Jeevas, commonly pronounced May-el Gee-vahs, as in Aol's famous 'You've got Mail!'

2. A Death-tard's new word for geez.
OMG, did you see Matt in last night's DN episode?!?

Jeevas, woman!
Jeevas by NerdBomb October 26, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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