Jesifer
The baddest bitch. She’s the pretty girl who always has men admiring her though she doesn’t care. She is career focused however has a soft spot for romance.
I wish I was Jesifer
Jesifer by Violetta123 November 23, 2021
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Jenifer
An amazing girl.She is one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Smiles all the time whether she is happy or not. Laughs alot. Usually very pretty. Is worth waiting for, fighting for, and most of the time some men dont deserve her. She is very friendly but can be quiet and shy around peole she doesnt know. A very trusworthy person. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers being called beautiful rather than hot or sexy. Loves to cuddle. Would rather you tell her the truth than to lie or keep things from her. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. No matter how hurts she is she always manages to force out a smile. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. Anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
Jenifer by foodlover19 February 3, 2017
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Jesifer • Jenifer • jenifer lantosh • Jeniferr • Jenifer Syndrome • jeniferver • Jenifer x Lucas • Jenifer Yeo • jesfer • jesier
Jenifer Syndrome
1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.
Jenifer Syndrome by Jenifer Research Committee December 27, 2008
Jenifer
An aspect of beauty.She is Exquisite.She is so beautiful,sometimes you could stop to close your eyes.She is a cheerful girl even though she got that serious side of her.She is quite funny,consider yourself lucky if she is being silly with you because there is no way that she couldn’t manage to make you smile.She is really witty but acted like a total dum-dum.She really loves food,especially chicken.She become agressive with the absence of food.She loves to cuddle so ready yourself to be cuddled(excluding boys).Also,one last thing,she got the sweetest smile ,so make sure to not look at her,because in no time,you will go crazy about her.
Jenifer by Graciouspeanut April 10, 2019
Jenifer
The best girl you'll meet and they are keepers so don't ruin your relationship with her because you'll regret it
They are the best girlfriends/friends ever They are really cute and inncent
They are the best girlfriends/friends ever They are really cute and inncent
Me:hey have you spoken to Jenifer
her:No why?
Me:because she's really truthful and i think you two will get along
her:No why?
Me:because she's really truthful and i think you two will get along
Jenifer by McKayla McCalister September 29, 2019
Jenifer
inside Jenifer Al kh. Is a Sweet, beautiful, smart person from the inside and outside. Brakes lots of hearts. If your not that confident, strong,perfect man, u'll end up with a broken heart... Yeah i'm talking about you
Jenifer by Black angel of death April 6, 2018
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