The lead guitarist for Aerosmith. Known for playing guitar solos behind his back, usage of the slide guitar, and beating his guitar with his shirt. He is cooler than thou, has long black hair, and plays guitar very freestyle, yet is a highly skilled and respected musician. He provides backup vocals to Aerosmith and even sings lead vocals sometimes. In the 1970s, he and Steven Tyler were known as the Toxic Twins for their legendary drug abuse. Today, he is sober and spends his time making music and enjoying life with his family.
Damn, I wish I could be like Joe Perry. Making millions of dollars playing guitar and attracting all the ladies.
One of the sweetest guys on the planet who talks on TV for a living. And when he talks to you, you listen because listening to him soothes your mind. He has a show on adult swim called Joe Pera Talks with You where he rambles on about the little things in life in the most beautiful way. Great way to unwind I would say.
A: I just met Joe Pera at the supermarket. We bought some bananas together and talked about lighthouses
B: Daamn. I wish I was there. I could use a little bit of his positivity in my life
A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.
Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.