joeka 

People with the name Joeka are often shy but when there not they are attention seekers.

Hey wanna hang out later? Joeka: Yes if I'm still alive by then.

joeka by Did jdh3dg November 21, 2021

joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

joekins 

Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.

1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my google account so I will not marry him.

joekins by Joekins the Boekins May 15, 2019

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple who make no physical contact.

Guy 1: so are J and T dating yet?
Guy 2: they haven't even made physical contact yet!
Guy2: wow what a Joelah couple -.-

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.

Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.

Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.

Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.

Joelah by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016

Joelah

A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.

The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.

The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.

Example 1

Male: "I love you"

Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"

Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah

Joelah by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016

Joebait

Being a total roaster and being completely oblivious to the fact that you're a complete gonk.

"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"

"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"

"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"

Joebait by Josh Homme November 21, 2011