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Joein' Around 

A term used by a person who hoes around with men named Joe.
Person 1, "Going Joein' around tonight?"
Person 2, "You know it."
Person 1, "So how many is that now?"
Person 2, "About 6 Joes."
Person 1, "Wow you're great at Joein' around!"
Joein' Around by musicxmisery January 22, 2007

Sloppy Joein

Describing someone whose swagger is just messy, careless, and off.

Often used by members of a goonsquad when posted up on the corner

Pronounced "sloppy joe-in"
See: sloppy joeing
Chris: haha look at that guy walkin up here
James: haha whats he doin? straight up sloppy joein over here
Sloppy Joein by ObamaC July 13, 2010
Joeline is a very interesting girl who is insanely beautiful but feels very insecure. She is full of purpose and is a very good leader. She is a caring person who looks out for others. She is very sexy and attractive. Probably one of the best friends you will have.
Joeline loves Vanilla
Joeline by Joseph Anon August 22, 2017

Join Jesus January 

You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January god will smite them.
John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January
Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man
Join Jesus January by Spam Police November 12, 2018
Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.
1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my google account so I will not marry him.

Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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