A termused by a person who hoes around with men named Joe.
Person 1, "Going Joein' around tonight?"
Person 2, "You know it."
Person 1, "So how many is that now?"
Person 2, "About 6 Joes."
Person 1, "Wow you're great at Joein' around!"
Joeline is a very interesting girl who is insanely beautiful but feels very insecure. She is full of purpose and is a very good leader. She is a caring person who looks out for others. She is very sexy and attractive. Probably one of the best friends you will have.
You have read the bible 5 times a day and give out bible to cleanse your friends from destroy dick December. If one fails Join Jesus January godwill smite them.
John: Take this bible in the holy name of Join Jesus January Phil: I'm good
John: Your a dead man
Joe with a 'kins' at the end. This is a nice thing to call your friend if their name is Joe. Do not use this word on any formal letters or you may get fired.
1. Joekins is my bird.
2. Joekins hacked my googleaccount so I will not marry him.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!