1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!
2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding!
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by candyCrab April 3, 2017
Get the Jegus mug.Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.
Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.
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2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for
Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG
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Get the Jeebus Crisp mug.The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.
Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
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