jorgus

A man who is desperately trying to find the meaning of the word sex.

sup jorgus

by jorgus July 17, 2020

Jorgus

Nickname for the drug Methyl-amphetamine aka ICE or crack.
Used as a code for ice users to refer to the drug and to use in public so they can speak between them or in the presence of other people and it be undetected because Jorgus is unknown to most.

>>person 1<< yo you got any jorgus??

>>person 2<< not really bro, only a little bit of jorgus left :/

by spitfirzuuu_aus May 28, 2021

Jongus

Northern English slang-term for an overweight middle age man with a tendency to sleep with younger, teenage women.

Person 1: "I heard he slept with an 18 year old the other night.."

Person 2: "yeah he's a jongus"

by Brian The Pirate February 14, 2022

Jorgasmic

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.

WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!

by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011

jerguš

Always broke n eatin ass

Damn im feelin like Jerguš

by anonymny krestan January 15, 2018

Jogus

A Jogus is someone who wants the worst for you in life for no apparent reason.

*woman walks away*

"I hope she dies a horrible death"

"Why do you have to be such a Jogus?"

by Muddy Mage November 15, 2022

Jorgasm

When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"

"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"

by Foxykubs May 7, 2011