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The creator of the doink chat and water gang you can find him @hondadeal4vets on any social media platform. He’s an old bastard that loves big booty bitches top water and saving the whales and let’s not forget backwoods
“Three big booty bitches saw me in three park and said joe u we love you and I said hey i love you back and they gave me top in the fucking park”
Joe U by Aldotheapachie March 15, 2019
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To say something incredibly irrelevant or dumb due to overthinking it or not thinking at all.
"Angelica really joe'd up yesterday when she said "wow! if i lived here I'd be home right now!" It was such a Joe up, so stupid."
Joe up by amfbitch May 2, 2017

joe unit 

Originally the name of a Norwegian rap crew, Joe Unit quickly evolved to become a term describing the culture and lifestyle surrounding the hip-hop crew. Joe Unit - and the front man Big Joe in particular - all came from extremely wealthy families, and their songs often described their ruthless spending of money. Liqueur, drugs, cars, boats, casinos and women were their main interests, and the crew wasn’t shy to let people know about their gluttony.
Saying that a person is Joe Unit, is seldom meant positively, except in some circuits, were big spenders are looked upon with admiration. If a person is Joe Unit, he or she leads a lifestyle resembling the rap crews, showing off, looking down on poor people etc.

The expression gain foothold in Norway early 2003, and quickly spread to the rest of Europe, now being a common phrase amongst young people.
"He is so Joe Unit, spending all his money trying to impress girls!"
"She spent 500.000 $ on another car? She must be totally Joe Unit!"
"Of course I'll buy you guys drinks! You know I'm Joe Unit!"
joe unit by Pog Salmer July 29, 2006
All this homework is gonna completely joe up my weekend.
joe up by the93owner January 19, 2011

Joe udders Cockayne 

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical
"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

Joe Rogan Utility Belt 

I don't want someone to make fun of my fanny pack, so I call it a Joe Rogan utility belt.

joe has updog ligma 

the best pro gamer move ever
someone: joe has updog ligma!!!!
some guy: who's joe? what's ligma? what's updog?
someone: joe mama, ligma balls, nothin' much.
joe has updog ligma by BenSav March 26, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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